iammattjordan:

I do the cereal thing all the time. You ever toasted a motherfucking bagel and not realized you didn’t have cream cheese? Ever made waffles and realized you didn’t have syrup? EVER MADE COFFEE AND REALIZED YOU HAD NO SUGAR?

Life can be way too hard in the morning. MY LIFE IS ROUGH.

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schlimmbesserung

wordjournal:

noun • a so-called improvement that makes things worse

(Source: ragbag)

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ETERNAL SUNSHINE OF THE SPOTLESS MIND, directed by Michel Gondry (2004)

(Source: helman)

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iammattjordan:

This is how I look when I go to work.

iammattjordan:

This is how I look when I go to work.

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